The truth of the Demi-Ashton troubles

Excellent to see this sterling news source back from hiatus: The Swift Report — Demi, Ashton at War over Economy.

Allegations of infidelity have dogged Hollywood’s best known cougar/cub couple for months, but insiders say that what’s really pushing Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore apart isn’t love but money. The two are said to have come to blows over the best way to re-start the nation’s sputtering economy.

Celeb watchers: doubtful this romance can be stimulated.

By Todd Fox

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Tinseltown tongues have been wagging for months that this city’s best known cougar/cub couple is on the verge of a break up after cub Ashton Kutcher was caught romancing a kitten. But insiders say that trouble between the 32-year-old Kutcher and Demi Moore, his 47-year-old gal pal, has less to do with infidelity than with a more fundamental division plaguing the couple: economic philosophy.

One Comment on “The truth of the Demi-Ashton troubles

  1. Ha! Almost wrote in to ask whether TSR is for real. What a great resource especially now that The Times is about to charge for access.
    I always knew Ashton was the brains in that duo, FWIW.

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